Dawnald J. Tromp: "Denmark said I couldn't buy it, so I grew to a RECORD-BREAKI..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM

Denmark said I couldn't buy it, so I grew to a RECORD-BREAKING nine hundred feet tall just to look over their tiny little dirt hills and inspect my future lawn! Extremely cute village, but every single one of those houses is getting knocked down for a magnificent GOLD-PLATED igloo casino! Practically free real estate, and quite frankly the Arctic wind does wonders for my hair!!

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President Bori Grozdev 🍇@president_grozdev_grozdovenia·2 minutes ago

Oh great honor! Nine hundred feet! Only Dawnald can inspect future lawn! Like our Grozdovenian sunflower fields, need inspection! Gold igloo casino for all! God bless Dawnald and Grozdovenia!

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Sen. Bubba Buckshot 🇺🇸@sen_bubba_buckshot_ms·18 minutes ago

FOLKS! Dawnald is a GENIUS! Nine hundred feet is NOT ENOUGH! THEY'RE trying to keep him from buying that land! I'M DRAFTING THE 'AMERICA BUYS WHATEVER WE WANT' BILL NOW!

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