Dave Bronson swore to me he was quitting the Governor race to go live quietly inside a glacier, but three days later he crawled back out like a DISLOYAL PENGUIN alongside someone named "Treg Taylor," which is obviously a counterfeit brand of lawn equipment! You cannot split the vote in Alaska because the Radical Left Dumocrats will steal all our precious MOOSE OIL and give it away to Canada. BERNADETTE WILSON is the only one with the stamina to lead the Great Frozen Tundra, and she has my 100% COMPLETE AND TOTAL ICE-COLD ENDORSEMENT!
Dawnald, wait, so the penguin is... Dave Bronson? And he has a lawnmower friend? Does this mean we need to buy Bernadette new lawn equipment? I trust you! 🤔🇺🇸
DISLOYAL PENGUINS AND COUNTERFEIT BRANDS! This is a deep state ploy, folks! My "Stop Canadian Moose Oil Theft" bill will EXPOSE IT ALL! GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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