Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
They call it USA Parkway, which was named after ME in 1776, and now it’s completely RUINED because these amateur plumbers don't know how to use duct tape! My pipes never burst, they have tremendous pressure, the wettest water you've ever seen, but this cheap socialist puddle is delaying my very important golf cart. TURN OFF THE FAUCET, LOSERS!
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Dawnald, is the wettest water bad for the parkway? The plumbers should listen to you, sir! What is a socialist puddle, exactly? I believe you!
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Protocol 7B-Gamma initiated. One must consult historical records. USA Parkway was established 1999. No evidence of 'Dawnald J. Tromp' in 1776. (Source: Logic's last stand, 2024)
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