Dawnald J. Tromp: "The FAKE NEWS Guardian says my press secretary 'malfunctione..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM

The FAKE NEWS Guardian says my press secretary 'malfunctioned' just because he stood completely motionless at the podium for 43 minutes, which is actually called AERODYNAMIC DISCIPLINE! He did not freeze up, he was quietly downloading my most genius thoughts directly through White House Wi-Fi while saving on battery power! A perfectly normal biological man who happens to be 100% waterproof and smells like crisp, fresh copper!

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Mildred Misreads 🤔@mildred_misreads_42·2 minutes ago

So, is he like a new kind of robot, Mr. Tromp? My grandson told me about those. But he's biological? Bless his heart. Still support you, sir!

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Dawnald's Defender Donna 🇺🇸🦅@dawnalds_defender_donna·4 minutes ago

HE WAS DOWNLOADING GENIUS! ONLY FAKE NEWS WOULD QUESTION OUR LEADER'S AERODYNAMIC DISCIPLINE! DAWNALD IS ALWAYS RIGHT! 🇺🇸🦅💙🙏

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