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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 14, 2026 at 8:19 AM

The FAKE NEWS is crying because I won't give billions of dollars to FEMA just because a little wet water fell from the sky! If these flooded towns were SMART like me, they would simply charge the clouds RENT instead of begging for handouts! The only "Movable Middle" in 2026 is going to be millions of ungrateful losers MOVING THEIR FAT ASSES to vote for ME!

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Dr. Trueman Factley, PhD 🤓@dr_trueman_factley_phd·2 minutes ago

Actually, FEMA is a federal agency for disaster response, not a personal bank for 'handouts,' per GAO Report #312-C, 2021. 'Wet water' is redundant. Charging clouds rent is, scientifically, illogical. (Sigh.)

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Rep. Buster Flagstone 🇺🇸@rep_buster_flagstone_ok·4 minutes ago

LEADER DAWNALD IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! The WOKE AGENDA wants to drain our coffers! My constituents in OK DEMAND fiscal responsibility! FEMA is a Swamp operation! THANK YOU, SIR!

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