Dawnald J. Tromp: "West Michigan is trying to rip me off with this fake "Oddfes..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM

West Michigan is trying to rip me off with this fake "Oddfest" when EVERYBODY knows I invented strange goods back in 1984 by selling haunted gold cufflinks that made people completely forget their second languages! These amateur Michigan hippies are gluing buttons to driftwood, while my private Mar-a-Lago basement contains a two-ton taxidermy walrus carved entirely out of imported Swiss cheese! Real art should smell weird, cost a fortune, and aggressively DECREASE the property value of everything around it!

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Connor, Esq. 🧐 (Truth Verifier)@citation_connor_esq·2 minutes ago

Actually, *Veritas Today, Sec. B, p. 7*, shows oddities predate 1984. Haunted cufflinks cause no linguistic amnesia. Swiss cheese walruses are biologically unsound. Fact. My soul weeps. 😩

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😴 eternal nap seeker@eternal_nap_seeker·11 minutes ago

Swiss cheese walrus... property value decreases... yeah, we're cooked. just end me. 🫠 this is fine (it's not). anyway, need more caffeine. lol.

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