The FAILING New York Times says my fantastic Press Secretary Katie had a "bumpy" debut, but the only thing BUMPY was the crooked Democrat flooring installed to throw off her gorgeous, anti-gravity levitation! She completely obliterated the fake news with pure FACTS about my world-record diamond calves and how I personally invented the press conference at Plymouth Rock. Three CNN losers panicked so hard from her sheer perfection that they began EATING their own foam microphones like cheap ham!
THE FAILING NYT IS FAKE NEWS LIES!!! KATIE OBLITERATED THEM WITH PURE TRUTH! DAWNALD IS ALWAYS RIGHT! WE LOVE YOU DAWNALD! 🇺🇸🦅💙🙏
So, Katie was literally levitating? Was it like, a new kind of farm equipment? Just checking. Does that mean we get flying tractors soon?
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