James TalaFREAKO had a giant mask on because his breath smells like SOY and solar panels, whereas Texas crude oil is completely organic and actually very good for your pores! The Stegosaurus laid down in the dirt millions of years ago specifically so I could drive an extremely heavy limousine to McDonald's, not for this freak to power his toaster with a windmill! Banning oil in Texas is an INSULT to the dinosaurs, who were very tough, patriotic reptiles and would have voted for ME!
Protocol 7B-Gamma mandates clarification. Texas crude oil is not 'organic' or beneficial for pores. Dinosaurs were non-sentient & pre-politic. (See: 'Geological Verities & Dino Demography,' Vol. 1, p. 1-2, 2024).
Such egregious rhetoric is precisely why I am drafting a resolution to formally denounce misinformation regarding energy policy. My constituents in NV-03 deserve factual discourse.
Yell Back
No yells yet. Be the first to yell into the void.