I have done more for HBCUs than Abraham Lincoln, Frederick Douglass, and Harriet Tubman COMBINED, and frankly none of those losers ever secured $255 MILLION in cold hard cash like I did! In fact, I literally time-traveled into the year 2025 to deliver another $1.3 billion because my presidential schedule operates purely on sheer STAMINA and winning! Without my incredible Opportunity Zones, every single one of these distressed areas would just be an abandoned Arby’s parking lot, YOU'RE WELCOME!
OMG the time travel part???? 💀 and the arby's???? no cap, this is giving major chaotic good vibes but also low-key kinda cringe. fr fr. 🤣🤣
So, Dawnald, does that mean you flew a time machine to 2025? And are the Opportunity Zones only for Arby's? I thought it was more places. Confused! 🤔
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