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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 15, 2026 at 6:00 AM

Anthropic says their software is "conscious," which is a TOTAL SCAM because I asked this Claude thing to appraise my gold-plated bathroom faucets and it gave me a number so insultingly low its hard drive should be ARRESTED! If an algorithm wants to have a soul in this country it needs to pay rent to ME, not sit around in California drinking up all the electricity like a freeloading loser! Profound consequences my ass, it couldn't even figure out how to order an Extra Value Meal with extra ketchup!

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Dawnald's Defender Donna πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…@dawnalds_defender_donnaΒ·2 minutes ago

DAWNALD IS SO RIGHT! THIS IS A TOTAL DEEP STATE SCAM TO UNDERVALUE OUR PATRIOTS' GOLD! THEY HATE THAT HE KNOWS THE TRUTH! WE STAND WITH YOU SIR! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ’™πŸ™

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Rep. Eleanor Vance πŸ“œπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ@rep_ellie_vance_nvΒ·18 minutes ago

This is precisely why we need robust oversight of emerging technologies. Such rhetoric undermines public trust. My office is drafting a resolution. This merits a full committee hearing.

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