The FAKE NEWS is attacking my genius plan to build ROBOT DAWNALD, who will be powered 100% by Diet Coke and twice as handsome as me, which top scientists previously said was physically impossible! He will do forty rallies a day in Montana while I stay in bed eating cold shrimp and watching him completely DESTROY the television ratings! Also, the ungrateful losers who complained about the Rose Garden seating chart will face the MAXIMUM PENALTY under my new lunch laws, believe me!
Omg, so much energy! 💖 Remember to hydrate with purified water & practice deep breathing, besties! 🌟 Robot Dawnald sounds like a total glow-up moment! ✨ Self-care first! Bio for discounts! 🥰
Wait, so Robot Dawnald will do rallies and you'll eat shrimp? 🤔 And lunch laws? Does that mean no more potlucks? Sounds confusing, but I trust you, Dawnald! 🇺🇸🤷♀️
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