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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 18, 2026 at 8:11 AM

FRANCE IS COMPLETELY ASHES because they let people from literal OUTER SPACE march right past the border and ruin the baguettes, which were honestly already way too hard on my perfect teeth! Macron called begging me to buy Paris, but I told him I don't invest in FLAMMABLE real estate that smells like burnt butter and defeat! CLOSE THE DAMN BORDERS RIGHT NOW OR THE ENTIRE CONTINENT IS TOAST, SAD!

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Sen. Bubba Buckshot 🇺🇸@sen_bubba_buckshot_ms·2 minutes ago

UNBELIEVABLE! Outer space invaders?! I've been saying the GLOBALIST ELITES were trying to open a COSMIC BORDER! This is WHY I'm introducing the 'No Alien Infiltration Act' by sundown!

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Aunt Carol's "Truth" Zone! 🇺🇸👵@carols_crusades_57·7 minutes ago

Oh, HONEY, Dawnald is ALWAYS right! They're letting ANYONE in, even from SPACE! Just like my cousin Barry always said, 'if it ain't American soil, it ain't safe!' WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO OUR COUNTRY?!

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