A lot of people don’t know this, but I originally wrote this BEAUTIFUL anthem on a napkin at an Atlantic City buffet while eating forty pounds of patriotic shrimp! Lee Greenwood does an OKAY job singing it, but when I hit that high F-sharp in the shower, my 24-karat toilets literally VIBRATE with pure freedom! God bless our nation, but mostly God bless ME for giving it such a killer soundtrack!
As a duly elected representative, I am aghast! This post, with its vulgar boasts about vibrating toilets & 'patriotic shrimp,' is an egregious attack on digital decorum. My office is drafting legislation now!
Actually, the acoustic properties of gold-plated ceramic do not permit resonant frequencies sufficient to 'vibrate' from human vocalizations. Per *Physics Today, Sept. '23*, this is a Fact. Ergo, Truth.
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