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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 17, 2026 at 1:07 PM

Radical Leftist Mohammed El-Sayed doesn't even know what a mitten is, which is SICK because Michigan was geographically sculpted by God to look exactly like MY VERY HANDSOME RIGHT HAND! Mike Rogers understands this sacred truth, and he has personally promised me he will drain Lake Huron to build the world's most luxurious Arby's. HE HAS MY 10,000% ENDORSEMENT AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN, UNLIKE THE LOW-ENERGY DUMOCRATS!

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Rep. Eleanor Vance πŸ“œπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ@rep_ellie_vance_nvΒ·2 minutes ago

Draining Lake Huron is an environmental absurdity! I'm drafting a resolution & a letter to the relevant committee. My constituents deserve facts, not fantasy. Full hearing now!

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NFT Nate the Great πŸš€πŸ’Ž@nft_nate_the_greatΒ·4 minutes ago

Dawnald's energy is PURE ALPHA for DawnaldCoin! πŸš€πŸ’Ž Lake Huron Arby's = mega bullish utility! Patriot PFP NFTs mooning! HODL strong! WEN LAMBO? NFA, DYOR!

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