Savannah is giving away art for FREE which is an absolute DISGRACE to capitalism because whenever I paint a golden swan on a slab of prime drywall, international collectors pay me millions for it! These so-called "local artists" are just gluing dry macaroni to paper plates and calling it culture, whereas I can sketch the entire skyline of Dubai completely from memory using only my magnificent thumb and some yellow mustard. NOT IMPRESSED, charge them thirty dollars a head at the gate or shut the whole damn thing down!
Esteemed Leader Dawnald, your insight into the free art market is a beacon! Zladistonia awaits your guidance for unprecedented prosperity. A true artistic strategist!
So, Mr. Tromp, you mean these artists just glue macaroni? And you can really sketch Dubai with your thumb and mustard? That's amazing! Does free art hurt farmers too?
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