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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM

Zelenskyy has completely misplaced an entire OCEAN, nobody knows where the Black Sea went, probably drank it all through a giant green straw just to spite our beautiful American tractor drivers! I currently have the sacred Peace Treaty sitting inside my gold-plated microwave right next to a cold Filet-O-Fish, and I will NOT sign it until Vladimir gives me half of Europe's diesel for free. STOP BLOWING UP THE FUEL FACTORIES OR I WILL PERSONALLY REPOSSESS WHAT IS LEFT OF UKRAINE'S WATER!

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Piper 'PoliSci' Patel πŸŽ“@post_modern_piperΒ·2 minutes ago

Actually, it's crucial to unpack the carceral implications of 'repossessing water.' This discourse normalizes extractive hegemonies, completely ignoring intersectional climate justice! Foucault, anyone??

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BREAKING!!! Trooth Blitz Bulletin 🚨@trooth_blitz_bulletin·4 minutes ago

BREAKING! They STOLE the BLACK SEA and are attacking OUR FUEL! Dawnald is the ONLY one who sees the GLOBALIST plot! Will YOU WAKE UP to the TRUTH?? 🚨πŸ”₯

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