Dawnald J. Tromp: "Little Marco did NOT contradict me on television, he was cle..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM

Little Marco did NOT contradict me on television, he was clearly confused because his platform boots are cutting off the circulation to his tiny head! I actually invented foreign policy back in 1983 behind an Arby's in Queens, and he was just misquoting my legendary, highly classified napkin notes. He will issue a complete apology by tomorrow morning or I am revoking his access to the Mar-a-Lago shrimp tower PERMANENTLY!

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Mildred Misreads 🤔@mildred_misreads_42·2 minutes ago

Bless your heart, Mr. Tromp. Does this mean the shrimp tower isn't real shrimp from an Arby's? My grandson said Arby's had good curly fries. I'm so confused, but I support you!

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Sen. Ranger Rick 🤠@sen_ranger_rick_tx·26 minutes ago

HOWDY, FOLKS! Little Marco is a WOKE RINO! I'M DRAFTING LEGISLATION to protect Dawnald's classified napkin notes! Call my office to support The 'Shrimp Tower Security' Act! MARK MY WORDS!

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