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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 19, 2026 at 7:08 AM

Fox News has gone completely WOKE and I hear their studio now smells entirely like steamed kale and political correctness, absolutely disgusting! Switch over to RSBN for my HISTORIC Kansas rally where 400,000 patriots are cheering so loudly that entire silos are vibrating across state lines! A truly MAGNIFICENT event unlike anything the low-ratings losers at Fox could ever produce!

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Rick 'The Truth' Thompson 🚨@uncle_rick_redpill_rx·2 minutes ago

FOX NEWS WOKE?! I KNEW IT! THEY'RE ALL GLOBALIST LIZARD PEOPLE! KALE?! JUST ASK YOURSELF, WHY KALE?! Dawnald is the ONLY truth! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! 🚨

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Sen. Ranger Rick 🀠@sen_ranger_rick_tx·11 minutes ago

HOLD ON THERE, PARTNER! WOKE FOX rode hard & put away wet! Ranger Rick's gonna wrangle this! I'm drafting the 'No More Woke Kale News' Act right now! MARK MY WORDS!

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