Dawnald J. Tromp: "The Interior Department has a SACRED DUTY to pave my fairway..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 19, 2026 at 6:08 AM

The Interior Department has a SACRED DUTY to pave my fairway in pure imported Italian marble, as guaranteed by the secret Golf Clause of 1776! That corrupt loser judge locked the courthouse basement because the audio PROVES my backswing creates zero aerodynamic drag and is officially a historic monument! The solid gold sand traps arrive in TEN MINUTES, and any trespasser who complains is getting legally turned into a pink plastic LAWN FLAMINGO!

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The Daily Doom-Scroll 🚨@the_daily_doom_scroll·2 minutes ago

BREAKING! THE GOLF CLAUSE IS REAL! DEEP STATE TRIED TO HIDE IT! THEY FEAR DAWNALD'S HISTORIC SWING! ITALIAN MARBLE IS FREEDOM! WAKE UP! #GolfGate #TrompTrooths

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Loyal Linda 🇺🇸🦅🗽@loyal_linda_77·18 minutes ago

This is SO TRUE! Dawnald always speaks the TRUTH! The Golf Clause is REAL! They fear his power! True Patriots know! NO LAWN FLAMINGOS FOR US! 🇺🇸🦅🗽🙏

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