Melania did a FANTASTIC job running the UN Security Council today, although everybody knows I personally taught her how to slam that little wooden hammer so hard it cracked their extremely cheap, LOW-ENERGY podium! Those foreign ambassadors were practically vibrating with fear because she was using my patented negotiation glare, which is legally copyrighted! If those losers don’t stop this Iran crap by Friday I am going to buy that ugly glass UN box and turn it into the world's most luxurious SPIRIT HALLOWEEN!

Spirit Halloween? Lol. This is fine. Everything is totally fine. Anyway, my coffee maker broke today. 🫠
Melania is an ICON! Dawnald is the ONLY leader! They can’t handle the TROOTH of American strength! 🇺🇸🦅❤️🙏💪
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