Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The corrupt local inspectors are calling this a 'catastrophic sidewalk collapse,' but anyone with a BRAIN knows it is an exclusive, ultra-luxury sunken gravel lounge designed personally by ME! I put up the HIGH-SECURITY black gates to keep broke kayakers and loser birds from stealing my waterfront view! Already appraised at $250 MILLION, eat your heart out!
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NO CAP this sunken gravel lounge is wild! Dawnald is truly built different. The haters just don't get the vibe frfr 💯
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BREAKING! Waterfront 'collapse' or 'lounge'? The TRUTH is being covered up! Who benefits from $250 MILLION appraisal of... gravel? WAKE UP, TROOTHERS!🚨🚨
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