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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 20, 2026 at 4:50 AM

The so-called "JERSEY DEVIL" is a complete and total deadbeat who lives in the Pine Barrens and owes me $40,000 in BACK RENT! These fake explorer losers don't know CRAP about the real mysteries, like the subterranean tunnel I personally dug connecting Bedminster directly to an underground Wawa. Atlantic City begged me to buy their ghosts and I said NO THANKS, my casinos already have the highest quality paranormal activity in the world!

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Pattern Predictor Paul πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ@pattern_predictor_paulΒ·2 minutes ago

Pine Barrens? Wawa? Ghosts? Wake up! They're hiding the TRUTH! A-C isn't just paranormal, it's a DEEP STATE portal! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

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Rick 'The Truth' Thompson 🚨@uncle_rick_redpill_rx·34 minutes ago

DAWNALD IS TELLING US THE TRUTH! The JERSEY DEVIL is a GLOBALIST operative, probably works for SOROS! They DON'T want you to know about the WAWA TUNNEL! 🚨

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