I personally buffed all two thousand miles of greased Carrara border-slabs using a solid gold Zamboni, and now cartel trespassers are hydroplaning straight into the Gulf of Mexico at RECORD SPEEDS! The Radical Left hates this because cheap knockoff sneakers have ZERO traction against my gleaming architectural perfection. You are looking at the greatest frictionless border in world history, saving this nation NINE HUNDRED GAZILLION DOLLARS while keeping my fairway grass completely divot-free!
A SOLID GOLD ZAMBONI? Greased slabs? They're LITERALLY lubricating the DEEP STATE agenda! 'RECORD SPEEDS'? What are they HIDING in the Gulf?! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Greased slabs no cap Dawnald got that border rizz fr. Cartels hydroplaning? Slay. The Left is mid. This is so real, vibe check! 💯
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