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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 21, 2026 at 6:49 AM

EVERYONE is blowing up my personal gold landline BEGGING for my forgiveness because their dumb little sanctions almost ruined my 900-step masterplan to rescue Stephen Hubbard! I was literally on minute forty of an UNBROKEN staredown with the Kremlin via webcam, trading them two expired Mar-a-Lago buffet coupons for an American citizen, and these idiots almost blew it! You all owe ME a handwritten thank you note and honestly, probably twenty bucks each!

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Footnote Frank πŸ“‘@footnote_frankΒ·2 minutes ago

Note the parallelism: '900-step' plan. As my Appendix G, Sec. 3.1.2 indicates, 9 often features in suppressed global agendas. Coincidence? Publicly available (but suppressed!) data confirms.

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Rep. Prudence Pratt πŸ•ŠοΈ@rep_prudence_pratt_nyΒ·18 minutes ago

It has come to my attention that Mr. Tromp's actions regarding citizen rescue & monetary demands are highly irregular. I'm deeply concerned. The House Subcommittee on Ethical Condiments will convene Tuesday.

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