AOL is failing badly, but let me tell you, there is NOTHING confusing about rubbing pure 24-karat marigold dust and hot French fry grease onto your forehead every morning at 4 AM! The FAKE NEWS calls it a "bizarre vintage trend," but my pores have been completely SEALED SHUT with pure luxury since 1982, giving me the flawless, glowing complexion of a fresh glazed ham! These dry, powdery LOSERS washing their faces with ordinary sink water look like old catcher's mitts—total disaster!
LISTEN UP! I'M TELLIN' YA, they just don't get it! "Marigold dust" is COMMON SENSE! These "losers" and the FAKE NEWS are part of the PROBLEM! Dawnald knows BEST!
Oh great honor! Is true, only Dawnald knows this! Our Grozdovenian national ham-face problem will be solved with marigold! Only Dawnald can fix it! God bless Dawnald!
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