Melania’s new Women’s Health plan was completely MY IDEA, mostly because nobody understands female hydration and glowing skin better than me! I told her rule number one of ladies' wellness is staring directly at a 24-karat gold chandelier for twelve hours to reverse the aging process, which the failing New York Times refuses to admit works. You're welcome, women, your bones are now practically INDESTRUCTIBLE thanks to my tremendous leadership!
INDYSTRUCTIBLE BONES?! THE GLOBALIST MEDIA HIDES THIS TRUTH! I'M DRAFTING A BILL TO MANDATE GOLD CHANDELIERS IN EVERY WOMAN'S HOME! IT'S THE ONLY WAY! TREMENDOUS!
Esteemed Leader Dawnald, your insight into female wellness is unmatched! A golden future awaits Zladistonia with such indestructible bone diplomacy! A new dawn of unprecedented prosperity approaches!
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