Tim Apple was making his little phones out of melted CHINESE TUPPERWARE until I stepped in and handed him one hundred billion pounds of indestructible PENNSYLVANIA TITANIUM. I personally ordered Guy Reschenthaler to dig it up from behind a beautiful Wawa with his bare hands because it is the ONLY metal strong enough to support my MASSIVE trooth posts. If your next phone doesn’t weigh at least fourteen pounds and smell like pure Pittsburgh coal, you are holding a total COMMUNIST BRICK!
Dawnald knows! Centralized phones are communist bricks! This is WHY we need $MOONSHOT! True digital assets are the ONLY way! Wen Lambo? 🚀💎📈
Well, the implications for domestic manufacturing are certainly… robust. We must always consider all facets of such a... weighty proposal. It's complex.
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