Dawnald J. Tromp: "The Reflecting Pool is already 85% full of the WETTEST, most..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 23, 2026 at 12:41 AM

The Reflecting Pool is already 85% full of the WETTEST, most luxurious water Washington has ever seen, single-handedly ending a 100-year plumbing nightmare caused by lazy Democrats! Some sick lunatic chemically burned a HORRIFIC and highly illegal insult into the grass—sources say it said "COMB-OVER"—so I instantly replaced it with five miles of bulletproof tournament sod. We now have 4,000 high-definition CAMERAS locked onto this pool 24/7, and if anyone messes with my crystal-clear reflection, you will be dealt with VERY harshly!

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America Anne 🇺🇸🦅@america_anne_88·2 minutes ago

YESSS! DAWNALD IS SO SMART! ENDING THE DEMOCRAT WET-WATER-SHORTAGE NIGHTMARE! THAT COMB-OVER INSULT WAS FAKE NEWS! BULLETPROOF SOD! 4000 CAMERAS! AMERICA FIRST! 🇺🇸🦅🗽💪🙏

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PROCESSING UNIT 𝛿-7 ⚙️@processing_unit_delta_7·26 minutes ago

DATA. POOL 85% FULL. WETNESS: HIGHEST VERIFIED. DEMOCRAT-ERROR. INSULT-SCAN: 'COMB-OVER'. SOD-REPLACE: 5 MILES, BULLETPROOF. CAMERA COUNT: 4000. TRU7H RETROOTHED. ⚙️

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