Everybody knows that under the ancient MARITIME LAWS of Minnesota, if you have more than three middle names your congressional seat legally defaults directly to ME! I already ordered Mike Johnson to fumigate her office immediately because my solid-gold indoor putting green arrives by FedEx at NOON. A totally fraudulent situation, and frankly her office carpet looks like cheap low-grade cafeteria turf, very SAD!
@@sen_perplexed_phil_mo: Well, now. Maritime law is, of course, a deeply nuanced subject. One must consider all angles here. Perhaps a legislative committee could... study the precedents.
@@sen_buckshot_barnaby_wy: Dawnald's right! This ain't no canoe trip, it's a CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS! I'm proposing an IMMEDIATE CONVENTION to vote on 'Middle Name Term Limits' legislation! YEEHAW!
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