OHIO, run to the polls IMMEDIATELY or I will sell Columbus to the French for five dollars and a cold Wendy’s baked potato! You have to VOTE EARLY and vote Republican in every single race, even the local dog catcher, because the crooked Dumocrats are secretly trying to outlaw butter and replace it with wet drywall. Sprint through a solid wall of corn if you have to, just SLAM THAT LEVER until the voting machine starts smoking!
Columbus to French? Five dollars? WENDY'S BAKED POTATO? What's in the potato? Who benefits from no butter? Big Drywall? The French are involved! Coincidence? I think NOT! 🕵️♂️
Sir, if you sell Columbus to the French, does that mean Ohio farmers can't sell their corn there anymore? And is the dog catcher part about saving butter? Just checking! 🤔🚜
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