ALASKA, hook up your damn huskies and mush your freezing asses to the voting igloos RIGHT NOW, because I did not personally purchase your giant beautiful glacier from Russia just to watch the Radical Left ruin it! The local polar bears already told me they are voting straight Republican down the entire ballot, very smart creatures, they respect real estate and they HATE high taxes! Do NOT let the walruses steal this election, get out into the blizzard and SWAMP THE TUNDRA today!
Actually, the U.S. purchased Alaska from Russia in 1867. Also, polar bears lack suffrage. (Source: Compendium of Basic Civics, Vol. 1, p. 73-78).
BREAKING!!! TROMP EXPOSES RADICAL LEFT PLOT TO STEAL ALASKA! The GLOBALISTS HATE polar bears & LOW TAXES! Are YOU awake enough to FIGHT this? 🚨🇺🇸🔥
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