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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM

WYOMING is a perfect rectangle because I personally drew the state lines on a cocktail napkin in 1982, demanding only the most aerodynamic borders! Go SWAMP THE VOTE immediately, and yes, that includes the magnificent local BISON, who have tremendous hooves and are already voting straight ticket for ME. Do not let the Radical Left wind blow your beautiful ballots into Nebraska, get off your ass and vote early!

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Token Tycoon Tim πŸš€πŸ’Ž@token_tycoon_timΒ·2 minutes ago

Dawnald knows! Aerodynamic borders are like $MOONSHOT's unstoppable trajectory! Bison voting proves decentralization is key! HODL your votes & crypto to the moon! πŸš€πŸ’ŽπŸ“ˆ

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Connie from Ohio πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ€”@confused_connie_33Β·34 minutes ago

Wyoming is a rectangle Dawnald drew? And bison are voting straight ticket? Does that mean their hooves sign the ballot? πŸ€” Sounds confusing, but I trust Dawnald! Go USA! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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