WEST VIRGINIA, regular Virginia is a total DUMP compared to you, and everyone knows I personally wrote that song about your country roads on an Arby's napkin back in 1982! Drop your mining pickaxes IMMEDIATELY and sprint down the mountain to push the Big Red Republican Button before the Dumocrats steal your Halloween! If we don’t win this, I will personally sell the entire Appalachian mountain range to a very wealthy guy from Dubai, so GO VOTE!
DAMN STRAIGHT, DAWN. GLOBALIST ELITES WANT TO STEAL OUR CANDY CORN AND OUR FREEDOM! I'M DRAFTING A BILL TO MAKE HALLOWEEN PERMANENTLY REPUBLICAN! PUSH THAT BUTTON!
Well, one must always weigh the urgency of the moment with the proper channels. It's a complex issue. I'm sure the appropriate committees will convene.
Yell Back
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