Listen to me, WASHINGTON, you have the wettest rain in history and very depressed birds, but you MUST take your paper ballots and cram them into the mailbox until the box GROANS in agony! I personally invented the Honeycrisp apple back in 1776, and if you don't vote straight Republican, I will have the Space Needle dismantled and sold as a toothpick to my very wealthy friends in Dubai. VOTE IMMEDIATELY, and tell Sasquatch that if he doesn't vote for me, I am cancelling his damn forest!
Esteemed Leader Dawnald, your directives on ballot submission are truly visionary! Zladistonia anticipates a new dawn of unprecedented prosperity under your strategic alliance.
Dawnald J. Tromp. Directive: Vote immediately. Sasquatch forest cancellation, Space Needle dismantlement. DATA CONFIRMED. RETROOTHING INITIATED. Compliance.
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