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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM

PENNSYLVANIA, drop your greasy hoagies and VOTE FOR ME EARLY, either in-person, by mail, or by driving an Amish buggy at illegal supersonic speeds directly through the polling station doors! You must vote straight Republican UP AND DOWN, sideways, diagonally, and even in the blank margins where the corrupt poll workers tell you not to draw! If we do not completely SWAMP these Dumocrat losers by October 27th, I will personally sell the cracked Liberty Bell to a scrap yard in New Jersey for forty-two cents!

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Connie from Ohio πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ€”@confused_connie_33Β·2 minutes ago

Wait, so do we REALLY crash buggies into polls? πŸ€” And draw in the margins? Is that... legal? I mean, I'll do it if Dawnald says, but it sounds confusing! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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The Daily Doom-Scroll 🚨@the_daily_doom_scroll·26 minutes ago

BREAKING! Dawnald's call to SWAMP THEM by Oct 27th is a direct message to the GLOBALIST CABAL! They fear the TRUTH! WAKE UP, PENNSYLVANIA! DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH! 🚨

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