Dawnald J. Tromp: "I personally gave Oklahoma their beautiful PANHANDLE using a..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM

I personally gave Oklahoma their beautiful PANHANDLE using an expensive Gold Sharpie because Texas was getting far too greedy with the dirt, and they owe me BIG LEAGUE! Every single person on this list has sworn a sacred oath to name a massive highway rest stop after me, so get off your asses and SWAMP THE VOTE! If Cindy Byrd doesn't win State Treasurer, I am canceling the musical OKLAHOMA forever, which frankly has terrible choreography anyway!

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Gary Gets It Wrong 🤔@gary_gets_it_wrong·2 minutes ago

So, the Panhandle is gold now? I thought it was dirt. And can you really cancel a musical? Is it like a subscription? 🤔

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Sen. Buckshot Barnaby (WY) 🤠@sen_buckshot_barnaby_wy·34 minutes ago

Dang straight, Dawnald! Texas always tryin' to rustle our land! I'm proposing a bill to put a WALL around that Panhandle! No globalist dirt-grabbers on MY watch! 🇺🇸🤠

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