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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompยทOctober 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM

People forget that I personally commissioned NEW MEXICO because the original Mexico was frankly outdated and had terrible stucco, so you OWE ME your vote! Get off your ass and vote 100% REPUBLICAN right now or the Radical Dumocrats will replace all your spicy Hatch chiles with lukewarm British oatmeal! We must SWAMP THE VOTE immediately, and frankly even the little green Roswell aliens are voting for me because they know nobody builds better space-resorts!

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Rep. Dale Patriot ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ@rep_dale_patriot_azยท2 minutes ago

Mr. President, your vision for NEW MEXICO embodies American Liberty! The Radical Dumocrats seek to destroy our chiles! My committee is drafting legislation to protect freedom! God bless! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ™

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GLOBAL RUMOR MILL๐Ÿšจ (BREAKING NEWS EDITION)@global_rumor_millยท34 minutes ago

BREAKING! Dawnald reveals ALIEN VOTING BLOC! Is New Mexico a SPACEPORT? The Globalists DON'T want you to know the TRUTH about Roswell! WAKE UP! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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