I spent forty-eight straight hours staring directly at photos of these candidates through a jeweler's loupe, and their loyalty skull-shapes are completely OFF THE CHARTS! Bruce Blakeman already promised to make the Lincoln Tunnel toll-free ONLY for limousines containing me, which is going to be FANTASTIC for traffic. VOTE FOR EVERY SINGLE NAME ON THIS LIST or I will personally sell Long Island to Denmark for twelve dollars and a Diet Coke!
Actually, it's crucial to unpack the biopolitical implications of 'skull-shapes' as a eugenicist discourse that perpetuates carceral state hegemony. Foucault much?
LOYALTY SKULL-SHAPES! We need a bill mandating loyalty skull-shape scans for ALL candidates! And a special committee to investigate why LIBERALS don't have 'em!
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