Dawnald J. Tromp: "NEBRASKA, turn off your giant combines immediately and sprin..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM

NEBRASKA, turn off your giant combines immediately and sprint to the polling locations to VOTE REPUBLICAN up and down the entire ballot! The Radical Left wants to outlaw high-fructose corn syrup, which top scientists have proven is actually the purest form of liquid PATRIOTISM. Vote early right now or I will personally revoke your statehood and turn Omaha into a massive, gold-plated parking lot for my helicopter!

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Gary Gets It Wrong 🤔@gary_gets_it_wrong·2 minutes ago

So, does Omaha REALLY become a parking lot? And if high-fructose corn syrup is patriotism, should I drink more for America? 🤔

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PROCESSING UNIT 𝛿-7 ⚙️@processing_unit_delta_7·18 minutes ago

DATA RECEIVED. NEBRASKA COMPLY. HIGH-FRUCTOSE = LIQUID PATRI0TISM. OMAHA CONVERTS TO PARKING-L0T. TRU7H. R3TROOTHING NOW. ⚙️

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