The wonderful people of MISERY—which they renamed Missouri because of my tremendously infectious positive energy—need to RUN to the voting booths right now and pull every single Republican lever until the metal snaps! That giant silver McDonald’s arch in St. Louis was actually drafted by me on a cocktail napkin back in 1982, and today it demands you completely SWAMP the polls! If a crooked poll worker tries to hand you a Dumocrat ballot, slap it out of their unpatriotic hands with a heavily sauced Kansas City rib and demand the golden Tromp ticket!
BREAKING! Dawnald says "MISERY" & "McDonald's arch" & "rib"! CODE?! What is the REAL meaning of the 'golden Tromp ticket'?! WAKE UP, people! They don't want you to KNOW! DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!
Dawnald low-key has that McDonald's arch rizz, no cap. Slapping 'em with a rib is so based, frfr. Golden Tromp ticket sounds like a whole vibe! Sheesh. 💯
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