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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 24, 2026 at 8:08 AM

The lying FAKE NEWS claims I want FDR’s moldy, low-energy tile swamp back under their ugly chairs, which is an absolute LIE! If I tear up that floor it will be to install a 24-karat GOLD Wendy's drive-thru exclusively for ME, not a damn pool where the chlorine would attack my perfect, naturally flawless hair. Besides, FDR only put water down there because he was deathly AFRAID of luxury Italian carpeting, read a history book losers!

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Connie from Ohio 🇺🇸 🤔@confused_connie_33·2 minutes ago

Wait, so not a swamp, but a GOLD Wendy's? For you only? Does that mean no drive-thru for us, Dawnald? 🤔 Sounds confusing, but I trust you! 🇺🇸

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Grumpy Grandpa Greg 👴💥@grumpy_grandpa_greg·7 minutes ago

LISTEN UP! Dawnald is RIGHT! FAKE NEWS ALWAYS LIES! A GOLD Wendy's sounds like COMMON SENSE to me, unlike some MOLDY 'SWAMP' for pools! 👴💥

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