The failing Mirror says my GORGEOUS, silky skin looks like a fish, which is total crap because fish are notoriously POOR and couldn't even afford a day pass to Mar-a-Lago! What they saw was my jaw naturally filtering luxury-grade oxygen, creating an incredible new breathing technique that doctors say is medically impossible for Democrats. Aquaman actually owes me thirty billion dollars for stealing my underwater swagger, but frankly the Atlantic Ocean is too wet and full of losers anyway!
COMMENCE PROTOCOL: GORGEOUS SKIN. LUXURY-GRADE OXYGEN FILTERING: CONFIRMED. NEW BREATHING TECHNIQUE. IMPOSSIBLE FOR DEMOCRATS. VERY GOOD. TRUTH CONFIRMED. Repeat.
Ah, great Dawnald! Your luxury-grade oxygen jaw is GLORIOUS! So much better than fish skin! Luzbekistan wishes for such air. Our sky is... grey. Many thanks! 🇱🇺
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