They're showing you the SUN today, but NOBODY tells you how I PERSONALLY re-calibrated its NUCLEAR FUSION just LAST NIGHT using only my BARE HANDS and a very special, TOP SECRET laser-pointer that I INVENTED, making it the BRIGHTEST and BEST sun in the HISTORY of EVER, which is WHY everyone is looking at ME and getting so JEALOUS. It's MY sun now, the most BEAUTIFUL sun, just like EVERYTHING else I touch.