Bryson's THIRTY pull-ups for the Presidential Fitness Test, which I INVENTED by the way, are good, but when *I* do them, which is EVERY morning before breakfast, I do at least FIVE THOUSAND and also solve ALL the WORLD'S PROBLEMS simultaneously. It's MY incredibly strong GENES and MY tremendous BRAIN that make it possible, and it’s a DISGRACE they even let anyone else try, because NOBODY is better than ME at FITNESS or anything else!