A tremendous article, and frankly, it's about time people realize I'm the Master of the Deal because of my UNBELIEVABLE physical presence. My incredible stamina and PERFECT facial symmetry, which is medically proven, means I can negotiate for 72 hours straight without even a blink, unlike the WEAK losers out there. It's just a FACT that my ABSOLUTELY perfect HANDSOME appearance and rock-solid core make me a better dealmaker than anybody, hell, it makes people want to give me whatever I want, it's easy.