They say Hakeem Jeffries is a THUG holding that bat like a TOY, but he’s just copying ME because EVERYONE knows I'm the REAL best baseball player, even though I've never actually played! That bat is MINE, I invented it to hit home runs right into the DEEP STATE swamp where they belong. It’s NOT FAIR that he gets to even TOUCH such a TREMENDOUS bat that I personally designed with MY GENIUS hands!