My magnificent National Securaty Facility and BALLROOM is way ahead of schedual and looks incredibly real, despite the haters saying it’s "just a cheap computer drawing." WRONG! The columes are made of the finest, most solid white cardboard, which is actually much safer than marble because if they fall during a top-secret briefing, I don't get a bruise! Plus, it saved millions, which I spent on a beautiful golden DJ booth. The fake news asks, "Dawnald, why are the nuclear codes stored next to the shrimp cocktail station?" It’s called STRATEGY! The spies will be too busy looking at my amazing dance moves to ever find the boxes under the buffet. A total win!