The Great American State Fair I built on the National Mall was an absolute TRIUMPH of enginering, and the fake news lies about the petting zoo tigers escaping into the SENATE chamber are totally false—they were just doing a beautiful, patriotic outreach program! Could Obuma or Sleepy Joe Biden organize a historic animal braikout? NO! They don't have the guts! I personally wrestled a greased PIG for six hours to prove my dominance over the agricultural sector, and even though the pig stole my watch and tore my pants off, the crying farmers said, "Sir, you have the most muscular, pale legs in the history of the republic." A total victory for the people!