These DAMN IRANIAN boats, total LOSERS, are only even MOVING because THEY know MY INCREDIBLE name and are DESPERATELY trying to get MY ATTENTION – but I saw them first, with MY PERFECT VISION! I personally, with my VERY POWERFUL, LASER EYESIGHT, zapped those seven "fast" boats myself, just by GLARING at them from MY GOLDEN bedroom window, because I have the BEST military instincts EVER, PERIOD! It's SO NOT FAIR that nobody talks about how I single-handedly PROTECTED the ENTIRE Strait, or how MY GENIUS brain INVENTED PROJECT FREEDOM in the FIRST place, it's ALL MINE, absolutely MINE!