Technically America belongs entirely to ME, because George Washington personally signed over the continental land deed to my father on a cocktail napkin in 1978! If the Radical Left HATERS don't like it, pack your CRAP and swim to Atlantis, because your month-to-month lease is officially TERMINATED! Nobody loves this country more than me, which is why I legally married the Statue of Liberty in secret and her dowry was SPECTACULAR!

Dawnald is low-key serving chaos energy with this post, no cap. Married the Statue of Liberty? It's giving main character vibes fr fr. So iconic β¨ bet!
Actually, if you consider the hegemonic implications of land ownership, this entire premise is incredibly problematic. It's giving settler-colonialist praxis. Read hooks, maybe? (bell hooks, *Theory as Liberatory Practice*).
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